My last day in Budapest was spent figuring out some odds and ends regarding my Cyprus Airways ticket to Larnaca from Amsterdam (aka the Nostalgia Trip). I didn't manage to finish everything in Budapest (it appears that the Hugarian affiliate cannot issue tickets from Amsterdam), but I got enough information to know that I would be able to meet up with Cyprus Airways in Zurich, Switzerland and take care of the rest of the details.
Which is good, because I had a reservation on a night train out of Budapest at 17:50 that evening that would land me in Zurich at 6:20 the next day and get me into Geneva (where I would be meeting up with Jay, a family friend who works for the UN) within three hours.
The best laid plans.
At 17:00, I finished sipping my tea in the Hungarian tea room (it seems they like teahouses as much as the Czechs) and started trotting my way towards the train station, ready to settle in on a long night's journey. My hand felt back to my backpack, where I had been storing my ticket in the secure inner compartment.
That secure inner compartment was open.
Frantic, I ripped through my bag, pulling out every book, scrap of paper, brochure and map I could find. My Ã20 reservation was gone and, with it, any hope of me making it to Zurich by 6:20 (mind you, unlike in the States, your name is not put with your reservation on European trains, so there was no way for me to prove my identity and claim my berth). Unless. Unless, I thought, I left it at the hostel when I went to pick up my suitcase. I saw tram 47 out of the corner of my eye, the one that headed directly to my hostel. Salvation! I hopped aboard, watching my clock and praying for a miracle.
At the hostel, to the amusement of the owners, I tore through the couch, my old bunk and most of the kitchen to no avail. Zurich, it appears, would come later than I had expected. I hopped the tram back to Keleti train station, arrived at 15:45 and sadly watched as the Berner Express pulled away from the station. My only recourse, I decided, was to get into the ever-growing international ticketing line and hop onto the 21:45 to Munchen, where I would be able to connect up with a Zurich-bound train and make my way to Geneva at some point.
Yet, Keleti is not the most efficient of stations. Windows close at odd times, forcing whole lines to disperse themselves again and again. I got chatting with a nice Italian gentleman in line. We got to the front, he purchased his reservation and the curtain of death fell. No ticket for me in this line. I made my way to another. Same deal. Finally, after three hours in line, I made my way to the front. The nice, English-speaking Hugarian train employee informed me that "you could have just gone to the train and bought your berth there because you have a Eurail pass." COULD HAVE?! After traveling for six weeks and being told repeatedly that reservations are required for overnight trains (or you face a Ã100 fine), the rules change?! You mean I COULD HAVE been on that train to Zurich. I slumped, grabbed my bags and ran to the Munchen-bound train. Which I found empty, except for a conductor, who gladly took my Ã20 and gave me a berth. Sheish!
I scrounged for dinner (where I am sure I was ripped off by the cashier when, after she demanded payment for one of my items twice and I refused, she summoned the police and got me to hand ovthe equivalententent of $0.40) and hopped back onto the train, only to find a nice Swiss Latin teacher seated in my compartment. He informed me that the train, it seemed, was delayed by three hours, making my connection to a Zurich a pretty tight one. No matter, my Swiss friend told me, they'll make up for lost time. With the way my luck was going, I figured I might be spending an evening in Germany.
My Latin teacher friend and I spent most of the night chatting, drinking the free coffee offered by the conductor to apologize for our delayed departure, and finally sleeping a little. When I woke up, I was in Munchen. With enough time to catch my Zurich train. The little angels in my head started singing.
I hopped my train to Zurich and, after chatting up a nice Czech bartender, discovered that the Cyprus Airways office was located at 10 Bahnhopfstrasse, a short walk from the train station. Knowing that trains depart for Geneva ever half hour from Zurich, I decided to spend a bit of my time racing off to fix my ticket. I hopped off the train and started my stroll, passing swanky department stores and people wearing $500 suits. In my t-shirt and backpack, I felt a little out of place.
At last, I arrived at 10 Bahnhopfstrasse. I peered in the door and, to my complete confusion, discovered that the store I was entering was in factjewelryery design store. The woman behind the counter looked at me like I had just arrived from Mars. I asked about Cyprus Airways. At the name of the airline, the manager stepped out and, in perfect English, lamented, "Everybody comes here looking for Cyprus Airways! What do they tell you people!?" I produced the brochure I received in Hungary, explained the confirmation of my Czech friend and sweet-talked the receptionist to call the reservation line for me. Where we both learned that there are two Bahnhopfstrasses in Zurich, one of which is at the airport. Thank God for unlimited Eurail passes.
I called Jay, explained my situation and asked how I should meet up with him. Jay gave me a great set of instructions, wished me luck and hung up. With his blessings, I headed off to catch my train to Zurich Airport, secure in the knowledge that this would be my final Cyprus Airways interaction and I would leave, ticket in hand, headed to Geneva.
On arrival at Zurich airport, I spied a Cyprus Airways ticket counter. Already unsure about the way to Bahnhopfstrasse, I went up to the counter, hoping that the woman sitting behind it would be able to give directions. When I approached, I read the huge "CLOSED" sign on the desk. Unwilling to give up (and really just wanting directions), I decided to ask her. What I discovered is that Zurich airport employees don't like to be bothered. I was met with venom and spit and, after explaining that all I wanted was directions, the opportunity to purchase tickets at the counter. I sprang at the chance and, despite the fact that this woman clearly wanted nothing to do with me, pressed forward with as much Midwestern goodness as I could muster.
Until the question of the visa.
"Have you got a visa?" my Cyprus Airways receptionist asked, seeing an out in sight.
"I am a US citizen," I replied, curious as to where this was going, "I don't need a visa"
She smiled deviously. This was not going well.
"Are you sure?"
"Well, I lived in Cyprus for over a year and I checked the American State Department website the other day, so I'm pretty sure."
Another smile. This was not good.
"Well, I'm afraid I can't issue you the ticket unless I have proof of a visa requirement and you shouldn't be asking me if you need a visa."
I questioned whether she was listening and suggested that she surf her web browser over to
travel.state.gov for further information.
"No," she smiled again, and my heart sank. "I need proof of a visa. Here is your reference number. Goodbye."
The next thing I knew, I was on a train bound for Geneva, cursing Cyprus Airways and hoping that Jay would forgive my lateness. Chugging through small-town Switzerland, I watched the Alps disappear behind clouds and passed perhaps the world's most beautiful lakes. Until we reached Neuchatel.
At Neuchatel, an announcement came over the loudspeaker in French. I caught a few words (what else is Latin good for), but only enough to tell that they were talking about Geneva. I grabbed the conductor, who had already been speaking in about four languages to different people on the train, and asked him if this train would be continuing on to Geneva. He said "no" and I hopped off. But, as I turned around and watched the train roll away, I looked up at the platform listing. Where was the train headed? Geneva. I threw down my bags and started hunting for another route.
An hour later, with only one additional train connection, I wound up in Geneva. As I stepped out of the train station and started looking for the tram Jay had recommended, something popped into my head. "My," I thought to myself with a laugh, "this is a Good Travel Story."